vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
We’re all going to hell
this post might be the best thing ive seen on here
I’m a Christian and I reblogged this. Is that bad
men’s back muscles let you know that god is real
flirting with your crush like
I get stressed out and worried over things very, very easily - but my boyfriend always brings me back down to earth by reminding me that things aren’t always as bad as they may seem in my head. ( / w \ ) It’ll be alright!!
Wesley the sass master, here.
Because there is never enough Princess Bride. Ever.